Back in the early days of my current relationship, before we were officially together, my SO punched me in the dick. We were at the Renaissance Festival, drinking a bit, and she grabbed something from my hand and ran off with it. I took off after her, caught up, and grabbed at her shoulder. On instinct she spun right around, fist swinging in low, and socked me right in the junk. I collapsed to my knees. About a minute later the nearest security guy came by and said "That was the funniest damn thing I've seen this month, but you really need to clear the path for others." That was the point I realized this girl was awesome, and this relationship could be going places.
The Dick Punch
The Dick Punch
The Dick Punch
Back in the early days of my current relationship, before we were officially together, my SO punched me in the dick. We were at the Renaissance Festival, drinking a bit, and she grabbed something from my hand and ran off with it. I took off after her, caught up, and grabbed at her shoulder. On instinct she spun right around, fist swinging in low, and socked me right in the junk. I collapsed to my knees. About a minute later the nearest security guy came by and said "That was the funniest damn thing I've seen this month, but you really need to clear the path for others." That was the point I realized this girl was awesome, and this relationship could be going places.