<walking by new kid that started at the office>
Thinks to self: Ya know, I don't fit in with the kids starting new jobs. Haven't for a while, I guess. Definitely no longer young. But I don't really have anything in common with the old folks around here either. Not old either. I'm kinda like, I dunno... the adult version of a 'tween? Like, right in the middle of the ages...
oh.. oh fuck no. Oh god they have a word for this, and it's literally "middle" and "aged". Goddammit, I'm middle aged. Goddamn you all to hell!!!!
