Last Night
She: Hi baby. I just fed the dog dinner. He - sits down to eat Dog - comes over to ask for his dinner He: Don't try to play that game, I know you just ate. Dog - indicates he can't remember the last time he had anything to eat, can't he have just a tiny morsel? He: I know you're lying to me, and I know you just ate Dog - finds this implausible He: You see, these noises us humans are constantly making aren't purely emotive - they are also a form of telepathy. I can know anything that she knows, if she so wishes. Dog - hesitates He: Thus I know she fed you. Dog - continues to plead for food, undeterred by the human's lies